New arrivals in our Mini Farm.

British milk - £1.06 a litre
Water - £1.20 a litre

Whole chicken - £3.22
Cup of coffee - £3.36

Food can’t be sustainably produced for these prices.

theguardian.com/environment/20…

The Mississippi River and its tributaries

BONUS cat- from a few years back- this giant bestriding the narrow airfield.

Cremation is appalling and should be done away with. Your final act on this earth is to become air pollution? Just bury me under a sapling, let me give something back.

I recently told an American friend some news and she said, “oh, you must be so excited!”

No, I’m British, the closest I get to “so excited” is quiet dread followed by surprised relief if it doesn’t go wrong.

Staycation in the uk for me this year

Miniature version Monaco F1 Grand Prix

[📹 miniaturwunderland]

You matter more than you know.❤️

God Bless Viz Comic

My big Friday night plans:

Falling asleep in front of the telly. Genuinely can’t wait.

I’ll say it here for posterity and bragging rights. Adrian Newey has been signed by Ferrari for 2025/2026.

I am right in thinking everyone wants to Rejoin the EU aren't I?

Like if you do
RT if you really do

What’s best for £1500 with four doors and a bit nippy for BiL next motor? Has to be a Focus I think.

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats

The prattish clowns at the EXPRESS COMIC are having one of their poll fests - Should Gary Lineker be sacked?

Once again you can vote here thus bypassing the EXPRESS and you can vote as often as you like.

ps You don't need to enter an email adress - just submit and click that

IF YOU HAVE KING JUST BRING HIM HOME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED

YOUNG LABRADOODLE WHO DISAPPEARED OFF THE YARD AT HOME BETHESDA, #PEMBROKESHIRE #SA67 #WALES FRIDAY 1 DECEMBER 23. THERE HAS NOT BEEN ONE SIGHTING OF HIM. MICROCHIPPED & FLAGGED AS MISSING/STOLEN & WAS WEARING A RED COLLAR

Spade?
Check.
LED light packs?
Check.
Checker plate roof rack?
Check.
Baggage nets?
Check.
Retractable awning?
Check.
'ONE LIFE, LIVE IT' stickers?
Check.
Wading kit?
Er...we only fitted the fake snorkel. It was expensive...
Fuck...

Fancy some ideas for petrolhead resolutions that you WILL want to keep? I wrote a few down for my latest Hagerty UK column...

hagerty.co.uk/articles/opini…

Going back to work after a break involves a few days of waiting to get back into the swing of things. Then eventually you remember you were never in the swing of things even before the break. There is no swing of things. The things remain unswinged.