i need new everything in my life

A bag of takis used to last me 30 minutes now they last me 3 days that’s how I know I’m maturing

I hate having a uterus but god knew not to give me dick and balls.

all my friends are dead

Asians really understand soup

My mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

wonder whats the philosophy of life assholes tend to have 🤔🤔 do they really got it down?

everytime i submit a quiz i look away at the score out of sight out of mind

who the fuck is who???

okay graduate with child education major and then completely SWAP out my major as soon as i hit another college got it

dating tip trend edition : when a guy ur dating says he dont like makeup wear 10 times the amount he likes that shit

Jesus is obviously a man but he isnt a man of this world thats why hes worshipped

it’s so unfair how nobody can work at a magazine anymore… it’s my dream job… i grew up in the 2000s… ever since i was a little girl i knew that i wanted to work at magazine

Love it when i see mirror selfies taken by guests in my bathroom 🤭

They need to bring back mandatory reading classes & internet safety classes for all grade levels.

It Should’ve Been Me live from fallon

I love sandwiches i just want to make them all day

beyoncé, it’s u or him boo. run now.

Girl loses fight but bestie has her back