Oh B*gger. Tottenham are 3 nil down at half time. Can I got out to Tescos before the match is over? It'll be hell once they finish.

Apropos of nothing, a woman on the tills at the supermarket asked me if I was still working. I don't know who she thought I was.

Iranian hip hop star sentenced to death metro.co.uk/2024/04/24/ira… via Metro Honestly, I fail to see what Iran has to fear from women and their supporters. A death sentance for this is no different to Stalin killing his opponents. It's driven by fear.

Again? Really? Can't they get this right?

Dealing with people who have decided the world must run as they say is hard.

It's seriously depressing to have one go at bob doubles, mess up and then not be able to redeem myself with another go. I'm getting nowhere. In fact I think I'm getting worse. #bellringing

Imagine a world where everyone exercised and ate a healthy diet. Where everyone's cholesterol and blood pressure was normal and where type 2 diabetes was a thing of the past. Now ask yourself why your GP pushes drugs on you rather than encourages you to get fit and healthy

Solar power's dirty secret. Interesting reading. Not such a clean choice. theguardian.com/global-develop…

For the same reason they push statins on you to cut cholesterol: the money. There's no money in encouraging people to exercise and eat a proper diet. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Something bad has happened to my zoom account. It may have been hacked. Trying to resolve. Says I don't have a paid account. Says I need to log into Microsoft 365 with my email but when I do says I don't have Microsoft 365. I bloody well do. Plus the screen looks dodgy.

Watching Ripley on Netflix and for all of one and a half episodes was seduced by the beautiful cinematography, but then woke up to the fact that as good as it is, it's so unbelievably slow. The thing about old b&w films was the speed of the plot and the snappy dialogue.

Beware the investment scam based on a fabricated story that mendaciously claims to be from the BBC - that includes lies about me and Paul Brand. And thanks Full Fact for confirming it’s a big lie fullfact.org/online/fake-bb…

Someone once brilliantly described a fox as “a dog running cat software” and it’s never seemed more appropriate

Election night in a hotel with blue carpets. Everyone defecated on said carpet and a monkey tried to get in thru the window and Labour lost so I opened a pot of green paint and then I woke up.