Anna Jones
@annainjozi
geek; tea drinker; avid reader; world traveler; lazy cyclist; real person; any views expressed are mine and not those of my employer
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06-04-2011 08:25:03
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I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, โItโs in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,โ and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.
Club Tropicana has been bugging me for four decades now.
Exhibit A: 'All that's missing is the sea'
Exhibit B: 'Watch the waves break on the bay'
Is there sea or is there not sea? Or are you at the Oasis in Swindon, George? #SongsThatContradictThemselves
๐ฅ๐๐๐๐พ๐ Elizabeth Brandon The memory of his own dumb words bouncing around his skull like the windows logo on a screensaver
Someone from Piers Morgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. ๐งต