Kind man free cow who got her head stuck between two trees

Dude just told me that besides giving birth men are as active in the childcare/parenting process as women.

I told him if his name were Pinocchio women would line up to sit on his face.

Kitchen pendant lights are up, living room fan, stairwell light and basement pot lights are in.

Next, basement flooring.

Just got back into Winnipeg. City house is ok, now it’s off to the lake to pick up our dog from my in-laws and drive to our other house to see what the hell the contractors did while we were away, and watch the Jets.

People who meander through airports at a snails pace with pull-behind carry-on’s held out waaaaay to the side so they block people behind them - eat a bag of unwashed dicks.

Everyone else, have a terrific day! 🥰

Dinner at Clyde’s in DC. They had raw oysters from 4 areas so of course I had to sample them.

Uncomfortably full. Should have stopped eating sooner but it was good.

We’re watching the Islanders & Hurricanes game and I’m waiting until it’s comfortable to move.

Bill of Rights in the National Archives Museum.

No flash allowed.

Constitution of the United States in the National Archives Museum.

Naturally, no flash was allowed.

Quick bite and a beer at The Hard Rock, then out for more walking around DC.

That’s the thing about DC. There is so much walking that by the time you come home your ass is so tight you could bounce a quarter on it.

I don’t think we should be overzealous and celebrate this win too much.

Work to be done. That’s all I’m sayin.

Holy fucking shit, that goal! Go Jets Go!