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Omfg, perfection!!! Cry laughing…
had to wind it back to video it
😂😂😂 … couldn’t of said it better myself ‘..need a manifesto for the general erection..’ This day keeps getting better and better 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #generalerection #LocalElections2024

Nothing highlights Boris’ spectacular narcissism more beautifully than him fully expecting things to be ✨different for him✨
when he turns up to vote with just an envelope with his name/address on. Sweet sweet karma #novoteforyou #LocalElections2024

You may be surprised to learn that this is not what he did.

Omfg… thinking I’ve found a sleeping bat on my curtain!

Oh! I have an idea. How about Sangita Myska replacing Laura Kuenssberg on the Sunday morning politics show on the BBC?

Who would you rather watch and listen to?
BBC News (UK) and 🖕 LBC News

Sorry Vinnie but you’re evicted for chewing through my electric blanket 🤨

I can’t figure out what this is … but apparently I live under it 🤷🏻‍♀️😁

Omg so true. Life’s too short, I am definitely a slovenly 2 😂

Fun facts

Besides it being totally morally repugnant, with the dilapidated state of this country how can anyone in their right mind justify the 1.8 million price tag? Absolute utter madness 🤬 #worstgovernmentever

If a Rwanda flight does take off…

Your bills will still be as expensive

Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long

Your court date will still be as delayed

Your taxes will still be as high

…but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation

Just hangin’ out with Lizzy

You know there’s no going back when your favourite app is the bird call one and you can sit happily for many minutes zoning out all the other noise 🦉+ 👵🏻

The joy of being 62 is, if CSE maths serves me well, that I can no longer be classified as a middle-aged woman. This means I am no longer the scourge of polite society nor prime causer of human suffering.
Time to wear purple and hone the spitting.
Result.

Feeling spring like at last 🌞