Day 150 since restrictions on household mixing were imposed - and never lifted - on nearly 4 million people in Gtr Manchester, parts of Lancashire and West Yorkshire.

This was 31 July, just 27 days after pubs reopened on England’s ‘independence day’. And here we go again.

In a year like 2020, Bill and Oti's #Strictly win is so special for so many reasons. Huge congrats Bill Bailey and to @OtiMabuse for your second Glitterball trophy in a row! 👏🤩 #Strictly Final

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

My partner is working productively alongside me at home and, if he wasn’t, I certainly don’t think I would find him on the Rochdale-Manchester tram 🙃

Boris saying if we all behave ourselves we can have the pubs for summer is big substitute teacher who’s lost control energy

DNACPR: a personal illustration. I see a lot of terribly worried and anxious people on social media, and so many misconceptions DNR decision making. I want to share a story about someone I loved, to help if I can. Dr Rachel Clarke Kathryn Mannix 1/13

I have written a poem for Mother’s Day...

Every pub quiz team member in 20yrs time who knows everything about Coronavirus

‘Yes Minister’ has a perfect summary of most Western countries response to the coronavirus outbreak 😷

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Activities you suggest when terribly bored:

Going for a walk
Popping into town
Tidying
Having a clear out
Some sort of baking
Visiting a supermarket for no reason
Taking the car “for a spin”
“Seeing what’s on” at the cinema
Going to the pet shop to look at fish
Pub

Rebekah Vardy had the right to be interviewed by a WAG at least one rank senior

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Government Don’t tell the bride
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Cringing as you watch an incompetent man and his pal be given too much power and then make increasingly bad decisions that confuse and upset everyone but them

This clip from The Bachelor Australia is one of the greatest moments in television history

I’m afraid I’m going to need a lie down. I...I find myself thinking Piers Morgan has said something sensible.

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My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]

I think we all knew that season 8 of ‘Brexit’ would end with Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister.