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There's something deep in humanity that's decided we're reaching the end of our natural life in the universe. Electing destructive sociopaths to lead us, while also making our planet uninhabitable, is a specieswide equivalent of a cat curling up in the corner to quietly die.

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People used to take photos of things that they wanted to look at again and remember in the future. These days they mostly take photos so they don't have to look at or think about them ever again.

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Putting mustard in shop brought sandwiches should be illegal. It's never clearly stated and is a horrible surprise that a delicious looking sandwhich is ruined .

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A guitarist using a capo is the same as a keyboard player hitting the 'transpose' button. Just learn how to play your instrument properly, in any key.

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Nothing proves sexism and the ability for men of questionable talent to thrive more than the post-Gavin & Stacey career arcs of James Corden and Ruth Jones.

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I can't find anything on the internet to back this up, but Chaise Longues we're definitely invented for having sex on. They're much better than a bed, especially when doing oral, and they were invented by the French aristocracy who were at it like knives.

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Soaking or rinsing rice before cooking it is a waste of time. I've been cooking rice for years and years without bothering to 'prep' it and I'm just as alive and healthy as you lot who do.

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Alexa, you're a glorified egg timer that can play Spotify while I wait. Stop saying 'by the way' and suggesting stupid features I'll never use, and just do what you're told.

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Cosmologists and astrophysicists: come on lads, am sure there's some technical equation which makes it all add up but 'cosmic inflation' is a massive cop-out surely? 'The speed of light is fixed, except for this *one* time' eh? Give over.

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I know it's a complicated digital world these days, but if you have never met someone physically you are not dating, not in a relationship and absolutely not in love. Grow up and get a real life.

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I hate appointments. You book them well in advance, with no way to tell how you'll feel on the day. I have one today and I really don't feel like going.

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Twitter should allow you to split the 'media' tab in the search into one for photos and one for videos. You know the exact reason why.

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