I forgot to leave this here for Valentine’s Day but here you go

Damn how many Trolls movies can they make?

When I tell you 𝐚𝐢𝐧’𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲.

I’m still waiting for my Negro Solstice powers

Wayfair is Shein furniture

The person who had us trying to lick our elbows as kids

You’ve never worn that top and you never will stop lying to yourself

Agency is kicking my ass

I want to request $50,000 on Venmo to a random person and just label it “or else…”

You got a whole journalism degree just to write articles about Instagram posts life is UNFAIR

What’s the weirdest shit you’ve let slide? Something you still cringe about

What eye do you look at when you’re really close to someone’s face I need to know

Scale of 👶🏿 to 👵🏿 how we feeling? I’d put myself at like 47

Damn it’s drive naked in your pickup truck season out here. Put some pants on you’re soaking the car seat

That little wiggle before pedaling on your bike is so embarrassing 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒘𝒔 𝑰 𝒑𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆

If you describe something as “too sweet” now I’m sorry my dear you’re aging

I love routine and now younger me is throwing up

Being an adult is just getting better at guessing

If your pee is clear that means you drank too much water now it’s wasted and you’re a bioterrorist are you happy

Im trying my darndest to be outside but I don’t have hoe stamina lemme catch my breathe 😮‍💨