It’s a good thing this wasn’t a BLM rally or else these assholes would have actual riot police to deal with.

Reported shots fired inside the house chambers. This is why we can’t have nice things, you fucking mouth breathers who stormed the capital.

Hey, America.... are you ok??

I pulled a muscle in my back this morning and went to have physiotherapy on it and it hit me.... the human body is crazy. When you hurt your body, sometimes the best medicine is to just have another human being rub their human body against your human body.

2021 is going to kneel down before me and kiss my feet because this year I’m the boss of my own year. 2020 was a cheap shot no one was expecting. Now I know what we are up against and it’s time to go to war. Know thy enemy, know thyself.... and exploit the differences.

Pets are gonna be pissed after covid. They are getting spoiled by the 24/7 presence. I bet covid thru the eyes of a dog is pretty awesome.

4000 of Amazon’s employees are on food stamps while Jeff Bezos’s net worth increased by OVER 90 BILLION DOLLARS during covid alone. How’s that trickle down economy going?

NGHTMRE, A$AP Ferg — REDLIGHT

If this doesn’t make you smile at a minimum or at least cry we are not the same. That’s ok, but it’s true. reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

I just saw a lady taking her full grown toucan (which are bigger in person than on cereal boxes) for a walk down the street. I love how weird humans are. It is our best quality and deserves to be celebrated.

I’m reading tonight and now making you philistines read with me.

“It isn’t bit a garment I cast off this day, but a skin that I tear with my own hands.”

There are 26 letters in the English alphabet. And when you put them in different orders you get emotion. Wild.

My pet peeve for the day:

People who do Instagram cooking videos who use a honing steel on their knife and then don’t wipe the knife off before cutting their food. You are getting tiny bits of metal from the knife in your food!

Can someone explain it to me like I’m 5 why Corona seems to effect everyone so differently? From severity of symptoms, to side effects, even recovery.... how is that possible? Do any epidemiologists follow me??

Tiny Lister just died.... even #Debo couldn’t scare away 2020. Fuck that. I’m watching Friday tonight his honor. Rest in power, big man.

TV On The Radio — Wolf Like Me

“A situation only becomes favorable when ones adapts to it.” -The I Ching

Armadillos are so weird. It’s like a possum had sex with a turtle. And with that, I’m putting my phone away.... goodnight.

Nancy Sinatra, Lee Hazlewood — Some Velvet Morning

Tei Shi — Keep Running

Neither happiness nor unhappiness is contained in the event itself.