My wife says I'm 'condescending', but she pronounces it 'condense-sending'. I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.

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Forklift too big

You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭

Bob Hoskins went through all these emotions in the last 2 mins of The Long Good Friday so behave

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 28 years ago deadbeat Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

Borderlands 3

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why…

I once cancelled a Sky subscription.

😂😂😂

Imagine if they did meal deals in the US

Be able to choose an assault rifle instead of a bag of McCoys

Officers are appealing for information after a cyclist was seen to cause a minor injury to themselves after cycling on the pavement

Stop sending me this shit.

Happy Easter! ✝️

Happy Easter! ✝️

THE MATRIX was released 25 years ago today. Acclaimed as both one of the great science fiction movies and a groundbreaking action film, the behind-the-scenes story will have you questioning reality…

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I didn't notice this - but several others did.

The church behind her is disused and boarded up; what a metaphor!

Ah my legacy lives on

13 years ago I had all but £5 in my bank. My dream was to one day buy my own house with money I had made from being an artist. Today I'm picking up the keys to my friends house... so that I can feed her cat while she's on holiday. She's doing really well.