they gon keep making king fu pandas and ima keep watching em

it feels like i’ve had lunch w like at least 25% of the population

if u give me bread with soup i’ll have no choice but to slut it out like a dip

parties are for having the most neutral conversation possible.. today is not the day u will know me

it’s always when ur in a bad mood ur uber driver wanna pull up in a car that’s fucking lime green

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does that make me bisexual if it’s only drake?

i wish i could watch nature docs behind my eyelids

the way i feel eating chips and watching the office is how i imagine cows feel as they graze the grass and watch the sunset

they need to name a weed strain after gypsy rose

lexapro is sprite and zoloft is sierra mist

i’m not gonna give u a rim job im gonna give u a rim career

she got a middle of the country face w a costal demeanor

i hate smoking w white ppl this mf just put on the lord of the rings sound track