I took a vacay day so I was at the gym @ an odd hour so it was fairly empty. 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' came on the aux & I used my water bottle as a microphone. If this goes viral anywhere I just ask that you please respect my privacy during this difficult time. Thank you.

I hate to be all look at me but I was the youngest person in the state of Wisconsin to pass the snowmobile exam for a license so I'm kind of a big deal around here

I hate to flex this hard on everyone but I bought a new MacBook Air and immediately threw out the fancy box it came in

*friend texts*: 'ash how u feelin abt this'
Me: I need u 2 b more specific like my bad hair day fascism multiple wars genocide my job I'm out of diet Mountain Dew idiots voting a felonious rapist treasonous moron leading a major political party rain.?
F: the email I sent
M: good

I used my phone's flashlight to look under the bed for my phone which was lost so I've got that going for me which is nice

Again. I feel seen. People just get me with sending me these.

Me when I pack to travel.

You just never know how many emergency ball gown situations could arise frankly.

So the paper towels I ordered arrived in the mail this afternoon.

It's pretty lit here today.

Hey y'all

I think my guardian angel deserves one helluva raise tbh. I'm certain he has a drinking problem as a result of watching over me.

I do not like tootsie rolls.

I am happy to announce I am a new board member at EcoWomen!

Thank you

I had one of the longest work weeks of my life intermixed w extreme emotional trauma & I sat on the sofa @ the end of the day to watch what I thought was a movie about a beach & it was just the screensaver on my smart tv. Hooboy am I pooped lol.

Omg I almost choked on my Flinstone vitamin. Had 2 give myself the Heimlich maneuver against the kitchen counter this am. And if I hear any crap abt a grown woman still taking Flinstone vitamins I'll unleash the windmill on your a** . There's a reason I look 25 & it's bc of Fred.

Christmas is n 258 days. I've white-boarded the plan/have a pivot table & tasks. We're going 2 need 2 split n2 teams: outside lights, snacks/food, interior decorations, Christmas movies/entertainment, window shopping & music. I need 2 know your team bc we have shirts. Remain calm

I too am in this photo albeit not the star of the show, clearly

Is everyone ok

It's past Easter which means Christmas is next. Stay calm. We got this.

I have a very incredibly important announcement to make here that affects the lives of thousands if not millions.

Howard the Duck is available for streaming on Tubi.

You're welcome.