Fffgffgggggggggggggggggg is

I hated when teachers put “?” On graded work, bitch idk what’s going on either

i love these tweets where people are shocked that celebrities worth $20m are able to take good care of their skin

i witnessed a man bite into a kitkat vertically chomping both sticks in half and the sheer chaotic energy has left me shaken he must go to prison immediately

basil brush: *talking some shit*

me: ok boomer

Netflix: Should I play this movie?

Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second

Netflix: I'll put it on

Me: I'm just literally reading what it is

Netflix: It's playing :)

Today’s Twitter scandal is my favourite thing to happen on the internet since ‘covfefe’. #WagathaChristie

Coleen Rooney explaining how she was gonna trap Rebekah Vardy to Wayne

Everyone reading Coleen Rooney's tweet.

good morning to the baddest bitch living

The people I'm the most jealous of in life are those babies you see getting pushed around in covered buggies when it's raining. Imagine that. Imagine how nice that would be. God, I took being a baby for granted.

Mine is that my shoelace gets trapped in an escalator and I get dragged to the bottom and the flesh is stripped from my body and I have to live my life as a skeleton

STOP REMAKING EXCELLENT MOVIES AND START REMAKING SHITTY ONES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD

Still processing a boiling rage ever since my plane landed and everyone clapped nearly 2 hours ago.

When people “like” my tweet, I feel like I’m dating someone who won’t hold my hand in public

The Smithsonian called! They need the concert footage that you filmed on your cell phone last night! They lost everything they ever had of the band you saw and now you're the only documentation left! You were right to film the entire show! Goddamnit you were so right!

Eyes in the sky 💫 Show some love for Ashmaquillage's (on IG!) stunning look using: Naked Cherry Palette, Eyeshadows in Vice, Blackout & Cosmic, Heavy Metal Glitter Gel in Party Monster & 24/7 Glide-On Pencil in shade Chaos #SparkleOutLoud #UrbanDecay #Makeup #Beauty #Repost

18 Grand Slams.
12 Roland-Garros titles.
1 Rafa Nadal.

#RG19