According to my weather app, we won’t have hit 20 degrees in April. Damn this global warming.

The most overrated game on the planet? I’ll start.

Swingball.

Copywriters on LinkedIn: I’m booked up until July.

Also copywriters on LinkedIn: *Uses whose instead of who’s. Admits they don’t know the difference between a hyphen and an en-dash.

Me: *Currently eating rats.

#copywriting

It's not cool, and it's probably not what most clients are after, but I'm starting to wonder if my business' USP is that I can actually write correct English. Ninety-nine per cent of other copywriters can't seem to manage it.

#copywriting

Words that don't sound like what they mean. I'll start.

Bucolic.

Reading other copywriters’ badly written, incorrectly punctuated posts on LinkedIn is depressing and makes me want to punch the wall. I can say it on here but not on LI, cos you have to be nice there.

Few more Andy Murray things than booking a private Michelin chef for your anniversary and ordering pea soup and soufflé.

I’ve never done this but always wondered: do the reverberations not hurt?

Is Dan Evans done? Not numerically. He has 71 ATP points to defend until Washington late in the summer. Spiritually, he looks a bit broken.

Sad. I recall those 70s test sides with ease: Boycott, Amiss, Edrich, Roope, Knott, Hendrick...

England cricket legend Derek Underwood dies aged 78 mol.im/a/13310233 via Mail Sport

A suddenly blinking scoreboard distracts Dan and he DFs to go 2 SPs down. Two points later, Nakashima takes it 7-6.

No other sport kicks you as much when you’re down, I swear. #ATPBarcelona

Lucky Spain

UK tourists 'simply won't go' to Spain over new £97 rule manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/u…

Dan is dropping like a rock. Currently on court vs Nakashima. Needs a run here. 😬

Tsitsipas won’t be great until he bows to the inevitable and puts two hands on that backhand. #ATPMonteCarlo

How divergent is your thinking?

I scored 93.63: higher than 99% of those who do the test.

datcreativity.com

Alistair Williams Ah yes, the UK… historically world renowned for its eternal sunshine and clear blue skies.

Should the ball in tennis be yellow when the sun is…

I’m sure Stef is playing great. I’d be able to say for sure if I could spot the bloody ball. #ATPMonteCarlo

Olly 🎾🇬🇧 My guess is that he will play and get his 7 figure appearance money. He will then beat Cobolli and then withdraw before playing De Minaur as a precaution due to a minor tear/minor discomfort and then resume his training videos the next day.

What does everyone else think?🔮

Such hard work watching clay court tennis on TV. Why can't balls be a darker colour so they can actually been seen when in play. #ATP #ATP MonteCarlo #SkySports #tennis