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Melissa

@awkwardenabled

This place is wild. https://t.co/L9MScYD1zS

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McErin☘️(@colleen_eileen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thinking about the time my ex got me an eyeshadow pallet that was labeled 'great for green eyes' gentle reader I have blue eyes

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McErin☘️(@colleen_eileen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I know it's been discussed before but the shift of the McAllister family from a Pepsi to Coca-Cola household in Home Alone 1 to 2 is truly jarring. A family with no brand loyalty is not to be trusted.

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nika(@nikalamity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: this year i’m giving my kids a modest christmas

my bank account: i do not think that word means what you think it means

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Jessie(@mommajessiec) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Crazy how quickly something sneaks up on you when you think about it multiple times a day for several weeks.

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Ⓜ️isterD(@MisterD78UK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you're being watched by a group of people and you're like... is this how I normally walk? this feels weird, wtf are you doing, legs?

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brent(@murrman5) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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McErin☘️(@colleen_eileen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'd like to see a Hallmark Christmas movie where the small family business fails. Have a happy holiday in the face of defeat, then I'll be impressed. No ball buster from the big city can save your candy apple shop in a town with a population of 800. Honestly, you deserve this.

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