so crazy how a female will act like she didn’t know you when you literally had your face all the way in her ass

if she’s fwing a guy that’s funny she’s had sex with like 30 guys already before him 💯

jk

alright that last tweet was a lie sorry about that i really have a raging STD

my cum was green earlier so i had to go to the ER and it turns out i have hulk genes

you never know when your gonna have sex with a smoking hot blonde so it’s probably best to always carry 3 or 4 condoms just in case

jacking off to porn is where i draw the line

9/10 guys have skidmarked underwear 🩲

who do you guys have winning in a 1v1 fight

skiddly bop

you guys act like fat guys aren’t aloud to get pussy

we’re all gonna die one day

I LOVE BOOBS

bro i am fucking bored