If you ain’t got my back like this, you ain’t getting a Christmas present...

I use to say “ ima b single forever” as a joke... but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

Sex is cool but have you ever closed out of all the tabs when you’re done working

Man kids so funny and smart all at once 😂

Bill Nye the flyiest guy twitter.com/miuyorker/stat…

Kids be like “watch this” and then do this 😭

i gotta stop telling ppl they were in my dreams bc they always think it’s a sex thing when really the were just my cashier at walmart

Grandma had them lines ready for a rainy day

She damn near knocked herself out

If “cause you gmfu” was a person 😭

Me trying to make a baby laugh:

*What the baby really sees*

She built like a cramp twitter.com/1Creole_Pisces…

me going back to bed after canceling class myself

a cold room + a thick comforter =

Kids be like ‘look what I can do’ then do this 😭

The dogs face says it all 😭

sleep deprived gang wya?