torso after a 3 day bender

I remember my ex said she was gonna suck me out my sleep and never did once the whole relationship shit just made me mad all over again

uzi went non-binary, put a infinity stone in his head, and got a$ap inspired cover art, this about to be the album of the summer or some shit only your bushwick roommate bumps on the wireless speaker

I need to get a breast augmentation surgery

dead serious runners high can fix like 98% of your problems for at least 10 hours

no elitism but every time people r raving about the newest marvel movie I end up watching it a year later and have to turn it off 10 minutes into it cuz it’s just this

did physical therapy today and they gave me the cum hand treatment

just went thru my exs twitter I’m not eating for 6 days minimum

drinking caffeine in the gym parking lot til I start getting schizophrenic

was twitter better in like 2018-2021 or am I just nostalgic and depressed

nothing is fun anymore man I feel no inspiration to write, tweet, post, brainstorm, perform, anything god damn

bro why did she get me this for my birthday

I-G-G-Y

would you consider chocolate-covered raisins as “chocolatey” or “fruity”?

dude I just LOST 1,000 likes on a tweet? has this ever happened to anybody? this app is so broken lmao

he gotta be married to a latina

this pic funny as hell

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