There were signs, you know…

'999 which service do you require?'

* Police please 🚨, I need to report a robbery 😳*

“We’re a coffee country now. I want my f**king tea back!”

Lead paint lickers are making a comeback.

This is the British Isles for Americans. A souvenir shop in Oxford Street stamping on a human face for ever.

A pint of bitter
A pint of lager
A pint of cider
A pint of milk(full creamed of course)
A Brexit pint of wine
A pint of jizz
A pint of rizz
Lots of great things come in pints.
Including our Prime Minister
Rishi a #PintSizedLoser ?
Hardly!
He is a gorgeous pint of jizzed up beer!🇬🇧

It's good to know Matt Berry has always been Matt Berry.

Here's a compilation of the boyfriend sketches from the 2006 BBC comedy series Snuff Box.

Another ❄️ down Gold-Pete Richardson

Cloud shouter experiments.

Tufton Street pays me 28p an hour to troll Terry Christian, Gary Lineker, Carol Vorderman and many others with my 200 accounts.
Oh yes I am patriotic British working class genuine person guaranteed

🤣🤣🤣

#TheReformParty - for when the Tories aren't quite c*nty enough for you.

Red sky at night, Emma talks shite.

'Margaret! Those Mushrooms I found are making me feel weird! A Bamboo shoot just told me to stop eating his people.'

#CrapTaxidermy

Do you reckon this rotten little tagnut has to have his suits specially made extra small or do you think he just buys them from fucking Build-A-Bear Workshop?

*doffs bowler hat*

Spotify are increasing their monthly subscription (again).
To ‘innovate and invest in our product’
Not a single mention of the artists.

And just like that... his account is public again with the open admission of his actions & apology, his recent unacceptable tweets & replies have been deleted, & his donation to Not A Phase has been received.

It's amazing what happens when trolls are held to account #FAFO 💁‍♂️

Gay little Charlie big potatoes 🥔
Bruv, yous gay if you eat carbs, innit.

Aww, trolls ain't what they used to be. ❄️👶