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Ritesh Banglani

@banglani

Startups, jokes, kids and cricket (my cricket tweets are tagged #Cricket, so please mute that if you don't like the sport)

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I understand why taxi drivers don't switch on the AC - it consumes more fuel and reduces their profit.

What i don't understand is the unwillingness to INCREASE it. It's just fan speed Anna, you don't need to sigh while going from 1 to 2 (i've never dared to ask for higher, obv).

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Today a stranger asked me to take a picture of him and his friends, then asked 'achhi aayi hai?'. I haven't felt pressure like this in years.

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Long taxi ride. To pass the time, i asked the kids to rank order their favourite means of transport.

Younger son begins his list with: Ship, Horse, Elephant...

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Younger son has just warned me to not say 'please have some dignity' after what he's going to do next.

I shudder at the possibilities.

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This scares me so much. I use delve a lot (and also other posh words), and now I'm worried people think I'm using chatgpt to write emails.

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Younger son spilled dal on his shirt.

Me: what will you wear for the rest of the day now!

Son: i could spill the rest of the dal on my shirt too so it looks uniform...

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The boys are playing 'mind chess' in the car. Where you go 'pawn to D5' etc

Older son is fully into it, saying things like 'that's it, your Sicilian defence is breached'. Younger son is just making shit up, with no idea where what is. 'Dude the bishop isn't even there!' it seems

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Doing some diligence calls with people in small-town North India, and it's almost a shock to hear the literary Hindi. 'Niji swarth ke liye hum charitra ko nahin tyag sakte' what?

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Younger son: Why does the teacher keep asking us to work on our GK over the holidays?

Me: She's right. High time you improved your general knowledge.

Son: It means general knowledge??? I thought goalkeeping..

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From redefining consumption finance to expanding access to credit, 'Credit Line on UPI' is reshaping the lending landscape.

Mayank Jain unveils 3 new business opportunities that are arising as this innovation gains momentum: bfsi.economictimes.indiatimes.com/amp/blog/three…

Ritesh Banglani Sayantan Sarkar

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