'Funyuns' totally stink. No one likes them. In fact I've never seen anyone eat them. But They keep showing up in my vending machine. Even though I left a pretty nasty note for the vending guy, he keeps stocking the MACHINE. If they're there Next week I'm calling the company!

Even my friends are saying 'SHUT UP ALREADY about your Dumb Pants.' But It's not about PANTS. New York and America are becoming drab, dull, conformist, BORING. Do Not Give In. PS: 'Dockers' suck. PANTS by Polo. DIRT CHEAP at Neiman's NYC Going out of Business Sale.

By far my favorite little gag from the Simpsons was Homer saying “oh no you don’t!” and breaking the legs off his auto dialed.

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French vanilla rich cold ice cream, Soft buttery toast, a piece of dark chocatle, hot periment tea, a cold glass of milk, and a warm glass of red wine.
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@JordanWildon Ben Collins Logically My favorite part of this is that he wrote a Yelp review of a gas station.

This person does not exist: Morgan Jakobsen (34 years), Camacari (Brazil). Having an affair.

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I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

Perm Krai features a bear carrying a Bible

I love it when DOGS and CATS are Friends.

This person does not exist: Dileep Ardovini (37 years), Kami-Renjaku (Japan). Engaged.

I had my first birthday party here. My first job. My first Date. I was an Early investor in the never made Ronald Macdonald biopic. And without notice, they pull SHAKES OFF THE MENU. No more SHAKES. No More ICE CREAM. I. AM. SO. MAD. I. COULD. SPIT.

This person does not exist: Ashtoreth Barber (58 years), Hung Yen (Vietnam). Has a sweet tooth for saffron ice cream.

Manatees eating sweet potatoes

This person does not exist: Ambre Panzavecchia (34 years), Rheinfelden District (Switzerland).

Everyone is so 'uptight' these days. Chill the hell out !!!!

You don’t need to tell me I’m “scaring the hoes”. They can speak for themselves.