Sushi? No booze? Exercise and early nights? If you believe all this, I’ve got a busted flush draw I’d like to sell you.

I was dead chuffed to be invited to a hugely fun and classy poker party yesterday to launch the extremely impressive @ACExchange .
I’m proud, that PokerStars are actively supporting this great initiative by Anthony Joshua and others.

It’s pissing with rain, and my phone is winding me up with old holiday snaps. I think it heard me say ‘upgrade.’

Will it help if I put my shades on?

To be fair, I know exactly where my laptop is. It’s in London, and I’m in Brighton, hoping the battery on my iPad holds out as long as my luck does.

Hold on. It’s a million bucks to the winner? No one tells me anything. Where’s my laptop?

Amazing that such a high profile American figure should risk his reputation publicly associating with disreputable low-lifes at the poker table.
Why’d you do it Phil?

Wish you were on a poker cruise? Why not reproduce the feeling by spending a week locked in a children’s playground eating too much, and playing online poker on the swings.

Three years…Vegas!

Wish you were on a poker cruise? Why not reproduce the feeling by spending a week locked in a children’s playground eating too much, and playing online poker on the swings.

Anyone who is saying “why on earth would the IDF deliberately kill people who are feeding starving civilians ?” should ask themselves why on earth the IDF are deliberately starving civilians.

Alexa, show me pictures of men pooing their pants on weekdays.

Go big *and* go home. Spraggy captures the ups and downs of tournament poker.

Glad I was right about this one, that phil_hellmuth is not in fact the Donald Trump of Poker, and can be disarmingly self-aware and funny.
And who knew he’d won seventeen bracelets by the way?

Stop with the pompous ‘IMO’ at the end of your tweets.
We know who’s bleeding ‘O’ it is. 🙄

You know who *doesn’t* ‘love a chop pot’?
The dealer. 🙄