Sorry, America's only ever had two princes: Prince Rogers Nelson & Prince Fielder. He'll just have to be Harry.

Republicans are gonna be colossally outspent in November.

Loving that it's becoming the norm for the targets of hit pieces to do prebuttals. They'll say you're doing them a favor by hyping up their piece Streisand Effect blah blah but that just confirms that they're hawking product not engaged in some noble pursuit of truth.

Me, a lifelong Republican, trying to explain what the party stands for to people in 2024 A.D.:

Two old men yelling at each other while their campaigns are being run by the D-list talent in their parties. This is going to be quite a year.

*stares in founders*

Counting Charlie Kirk's vote, the Congressional GOP has zero votes for that.

LOL

Prompt: I receive a text from you. How can I tell from it that you're being held hostage?

Me: It is a group text.

What has led to the largest, most disorderly, and most disruptive wave of migrants in our history?

After more than five decades of evasion and outright policy failures, Americans must reexamine our assumptions. | Peter Skerry

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Baseball isn’t losing out on black talent because of MLB’s choices, but because of the choices of young black athletes. | Dan McLaughlin

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Grover Cleveland’s 1892 defeat of his Republican opponent, Benjamin Harrison — the man who beat him in 1888 — is our only real historical parallel for 2024. | Dan McLaughlin

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I get angrier about the Biden Administration & the sentencing judge going easy on them nationalreview.com/2022/06/the-bi…

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The National Review Editorial: The Shameful Mayorkas Vote nationalreview.com/2024/04/the-sh…

A young gas station clerk, from a no-name town off I-95 in Georgia, lies his way into the military. After years of mostly administrative work, he seizes an opportunity for leadership: leading a small, probably-hopeless expedition in Asia to search for a vast reservoir of oil.

Baseball isn’t losing out on black talent because of MLB’s choices, but because of the choices of young black athletes. | Dan McLaughlin

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Brilliant piece by Dan McLaughlin on why/how/what for the Right and Left fight.
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Just as national cannot fight endless wars, a profitable restaurant cannot provide endless shrimp.