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my mom fucked a bat

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If anyone can help, this was one of my closest friends/family. I’m still reeling from it all. Embrace your loved ones and pray for their continued well-being. I already miss you so much, A-DeVore

gofundme.com/f/adiata-tesay…

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Haven’t tweeted in 8 months but randomly want to note I’m on both Mastodon and Bluesky as batkaren totally no reason I’d post this now hope you’re all well! 🦇💕

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I polled my meemaw and pet hamster, and they unanimously agree my drawings are good enough to hang in The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The people have spoken!
Vox Populi, Vox Dei!

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Hey! New to Twitter — nice to meet you all. This place seems like it might have some legs under it. Anyone want to show me the ropes? I’m excited to dig in.

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John Bender creeps through a Jefferies tube aboard the Nakatomi. The xenomorphs close in. “Come out to space,” he mutters, “there’s a naked blonde with a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other…”

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Frantically trying to repair the US political system through the Japanese art of kintsugi, despite centuries of failure pouring gold into the cracks.

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An alternate dimension where porn has This Is Us levels of melodrama. One character’s dad died choking on cum, and now the son weeps with every blow job.

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Pressed “Surprise Me” on Netflix and ended up a passive passenger experiencing Alf’s life first-person. Honestly, cats don’t taste terrible.

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