the sexual tension between my current depressive episode and doordashing a box of dark brown hair dye to my house rn

not every bar is a dog friendly bar stop bringing your overstimulated goldendoodle into a loud crowded space just so you can get a white claw with your friends

can’t stop listening to the new canadian national anthem (kiss! by rarity)

honestly those two songs lindsay lohans lil band sings in freaky friday might be the best “made for a movie” songs of all time

these five words altered my brain chemistry in irreparable ways

you mean to tell me they are not baking 38 different cheesecakes fresh each morning

everybody wish tucker a happy 19th birthday right now.

thinking about the time i put in my two weeks notice at a job not realizing it was april fools day and still didn’t realize they thought it was a joke until the day after the two weeks when they called me to ask why i didn’t show up for my shift

what’s the point of blocking an artist on spotify if the algorithm is just gonna beg me to buy tickets to their shows and shove their album artwork down my throat every single time i open the app

barbiecore

i’ve never moved on from here

working from home is so dope bc no one in this meeting knows im wearing sweats under my desk or that im doing laundry rn or that as soon as it gets to be noon im gonna get back in bed with my cat and read a book for an hour