Im ready to fight a customer today. Im just caffinated and on my liberal agenda ig.

Withers preparing to call you maidenless

Builders at 8am:

Yeah man no self respecting person is awake and at home right now. Lets fucking go mental and use all of the tools.

I just really really want tattoos man

'Catacombs Witch' by The Phantom Painter

Heyy how about we dont comment on what people are wearing!!!

I need to hit something. I need to fucking destroy something.

'Dont stress yourself'
- My manager, who has put me in a stressful situation hindering tomorrow completely

I have seen several corporate 'happy international women's day to our non binary teammates' today and guys it's right in the fucking name.

Giggling to myself in the staff room rn fucking look at Hans Moleman