ONLY THREE NIGHTS LEFT OF THIS NERD F*CK! I'm filming tonight too, would always appreciate a few more people - use the code NERDMATHS or heck I'll comp you in. Come for the stories about anime conventions, stay because you have similar trauma to work through!

I'm starting to think that the great depression wasn't that great.

James is a person of fine taste and distinction, listen to James!

When I grow up I want to be born rich.

I shot all the eggs in the egg hunt and everyone was upset with me, no-one understood how funny it was, I was riding a horse and hired a bloodhound, I am not appreciated :(

I thought trying the Domino's Pizza Pasta was the most exciting thing to happen to me this weekend!! Thank you Twitch ANZ for picking me for #ANZGrassRoots , I'm gonna cook up some weird as streams for you.

And thanks chat for nominating me, you rascals.

Evan has just discovered Grey's Anatomy.

This is how my arms work.

Guys, I won the Oscar for writing!! I wrote the too vague instructions the glambot guy gives celebrities! They loved my frustrating charm!!

Hey, if you're a woman who spent today sifting through misogynistic shit on Facebook for work, know that I see you and appreciate you. Also, you're allowed to do a murder as a reward... that's today isn't it? It's the purge, yeah?

He does not appreciate me.

We invented pool vacuums, there should be a little one that can go in my tum and suck up whatever is wrong that I put in there.

Evan is built different.

This week's ep is out with Evan Munro-Smith, Naomi Higgins, Ashley Apap and Han Arbuthnott!

And we're streaming this week on Friday at 7pm, not tonight, do not look at us tonight, DO NOT LOOK AT ME!

At one point during this podcast record, I started talking about Mr Resetti and got ACTUAL GOOSEBUMPS. Tune in for that vibe!

They should bring back Bi-Lo. Huey was a good CEO.

Saving my boobs in bio till marriage 🙏