The two kinds of LA food influencers:

I’m crying this dude made a diss track on the Detroit sign they just put up 😭😭

That CA had to be split in two just to clarify that both Modesto and Bakersfield suck is poetry.

You’re telling me Din Tai Fung wouldn’t seat you when only one person of your party of six was missing?

My toxic trait is that I need a new job but refuse to apply for anything that wants me to write a cover letter

assorted cheese hell….. yes

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I've been on this hell site for 15 years and I will continue to ride it all the way to hell

Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!

Bad sext or text about my cat? You decide!

Merry Christmas to me, 50% of the obligatory family phone calls I had to make didn't pick up and I got to just leave voicemails 🌲🎉

This isn't actually a Reddit atheist. This is something much older, more powerful. This is the forum moderator, a being cast adrift in our current age of mass social media

Finally finished all three Doctor Who Specials and Russel T Davies really said subtext is for nerds and canon is for losers huh

Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead

fuck productivity