Personally, I think the moon should stop goofing about for attention

Once convinced David Harmon that a schooner was called a “stiffy” in Tasmania. Watched him order and everything.

The clock I never got around to changing on the wall is, once again, accurate. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.

I don’t think that we can discount Kerry Stokes as a sort of Kim Philby figure, secretly working for years on behalf of Woke.

get frogged. idiot

theguardian.com/australia-news… This piece on generational inequality has brought forth the final boomer boss.

I'm launching a new fortnightly callback podcast and I want to hear from you.

So give me a call with your problem, wether it's real or just a good old Aussie muckaround and I'll call you back.

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Moses every time we try to give one of his old toys to his baby brother because we say he never plays with it anymore:

This whole project has absolutely destroyed me. Tom is playing GTA 4 with the traffic speed sped up 999%.

every time I failed this mission Niko and Michelle would immediately get atomized by head-height cars in the post-mission cutscene. only this one time did i get half a moment of peace:

Closing my eyes and inhabiting a reality where the Oscar goes to....the loveliest poem. 🥰🤓📕

In a just world, all anyone would talk about on here all day would be this performance.

🎸🎸🎸CERVEZA CRISTAL🎸🎸🎸

Toddler has a fever again. Were I a one year old with two lovely parents I would, out of respect to them, ensure my core temperature remained between 36.5 and 38 degrees Celsius at all times.