U.S. forces — not Israel — shot down most of the drones and missiles Iran launched at them on Saturday 👇
theintercept.com/2024/04/15/ira…

nothing ruins a photo session like finding a medi-trace patch on your back

i truly can’t get enough of these type of tesla posts

when you saw only one set of footprints it was then that I was carrying my weird other set of legs

holy-

there's a person i'm going to call alf. every few months, he DMs me with a compliment. alf, i do see it and i was feeling kind of down about myself right now and i saw your newest DM and it made me feel better. thank you, alf.

It's my daughter's b day tomorrow. She turns 7 and she loves animals and she is a super sweet and thoughtful girl who wants to be a 'animal doctor.'

She does know about my Twitter friends, so I was thinking if ya'll were kind enough and had a minute if you could send pics of…

Hey President Biden what the fuck are you doing.

marijuanamoment.net/federal-offici…

lmao this MF has me, ken and others telling him he has no scoop because ken wrote about this two days ago and he decided to double down and retweet his days old story.

here’s ken’s if, like barak, you missed it: x.com/kenklippenstei…

“Scoop”

Today, my co-counsel Greg Adler and I filed suit against Fox, Newsmax, Univision, Timcast, Steven Crowder, Owen Shroyer, Simon Ateba, and Hollywood Unlocked for falsely portraying our innocent client as a neo-Nazi mass shooter.

In case you missed it …

🚨Iran has told the White House that if the US defends Israel against its forthcoming retaliation for the Damascus strike, it will consider the US a viable target as well
theintercept.com/2024/04/10/ira…

my heart goes out to the ford motor company today. may the white bronco rest in peace.

none of khloe’s faces have ever looked like oj