gone are the weeks you spent writing a story only to have some suit kill it, or the days where you get scooped because your article got turned in timely and it sat in limbo waiting forever to be published. congratulations, my friend!

Why I'm resigning from The Intercept
kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…

Message to the senior executives of The Intercept

saw this recipe today and went to the store. love mint in a cocktail but not in most foods, so i used basil, and i left out the red pepper flakes and lemon zest. lots of available substitutions. 10/10.

cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/102532…

I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.

WEEDS ARE FOR WHACKING

Basically

They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.

i don’t understand how these sorts of things happen around trump

how many trump isms do you use in daily life?

for me:
Many such cases
Very very disrespectful

psa for ninja creami owners: put the blade in with the ice cubes in your freezer for 10 minutes before using it for the day. i noticed if i spun two back to back, the second one was creamier and the only explanation is the blade was cold for spin 2.

after having a double mastectomy, i didn’t realize how much stuff i either didn’t know because i was a small boobed queen, or i’d forgotten because of what i saw in the mirror daily.

now, it’s a series of child-like wonder and excitement with each new discovery. 10/10 rec boobs.

Random Elon child: Dad?

Elon:

it’s the dryly delivered dunk that doesn’t stop cutting that mesmerizes me with these threads.

I’m currently at Princeton wearing my Yarmulke, waiting to be inundated with all the vicious anti-Semitism we’re told has overtaken our once-great Elite American Universities. I’ll let you know if I survive 😭

i just donated. if you have the ability, please consider donating as well. 💗

Roggin was reunited with his owner Shelby after her home was destroyed in the storms yesterday. She doesn’t know how he survived, but he did. Now they’re together again.

Animal Control is still working to reunite pets and owners. If you need help call 402-444-7800 ext. 1

A devastating tornado recently swept through West Omaha, leaving behind significant damage. NHS can take in any animals that need emergency shelter. If you need assistance, please call Animal Control at 402-444-7800 ext. 1.

Photos from Omaha Scanner

leave it to noem to make catturd killing his dog seem like nothing.

wishing the car better luck next time