Living in the UAE for 2 months now, some observations.

- It is the SAFEST place on Earth. I haven't locked my car door or my house in a month.

- People are motivated - everyone is striving to be better, do better and success is proudly celebrated.

- Water, gas, electricity

I'm so sick of this meme and it's been like a day

As an auditor, it takes a special kind of calmness to work with former auditors turned CFOs/Finance managers.

“Why are you requesting for that?”
“I know where you are going with that question”

Shey you will come and audit your account yourself? 😒

For all of you going off on the bride, she's actually the groom's sister.

June Onion Cider June, this would be presented in the next management meeting ✅

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Hi Onion Cider, thank you for the question. KPMG stands for 'Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdeler,' which represents our founding members' last names. We are a global network of professional firms providing Audit, Tax, and Advisory services. Hope this helps.

Have a great day!

Maybe I’m boring cos this “looking between letters” jokes sounds so dumb to me

Do you want to go next? 60 hours of uninterrupted power supply 🤝?

If I get married today, I don’t even have up to 3 bridesmaids 😅. Do I even have that friend that would cry when I put on my wedding dress? This life is somehow sha.

Just thinking out loud.

I have not forgotten that some of you tweeted you prefer Heat to Harmattan.

I have not forgotten!!!

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Physical touch is nice but nothing beats words of affirmation and reassurance. I love hearing how someone feels about me and how happy I make them

All some ladies do is really talk to one man and live their introverted lifestyles.

Guys please romanticize your life. Go on solo dates, study in coffee shops, buy yourself flowers, wake up at 5 am to do a workout, cook yourself some dinner. it will bring you happiness i promise. not for people to see, just for yourself

You all agree with me that lack of constant light reduces productivity, right??

begging for light everyday isn’t a way of life o

60 hours 🇳🇬

You’re in a professional work meeting, you see someone named Emmanuel and you proceed to call that person ‘Emma’.

What sort of behavior is this?

60 Hours for those who dare to dream!
60 Hours for the millions of children who have been told to abandon their dreams!
60 Hours because one person decided that there is no future worth dreaming of that does not include them!

It is now #Tunde60HoursofChess Tunde Onakoya