lol joe

Ill be in austin next week

be thinking i look mysterious af and my backpack be wide open

Rebuttal

Okay I will CritiCal think

Every time I get my hair straightened I feel like I can’t waste it like it’s a carriage that’s gonna turn into a pumpkin soon.quick! Act! Do something somewhere ! Time is running out! It comes for us all u cannot stop it before u turn back into ur normal self!! Try someone on!

should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight

Hello, here is a new episode of I Said No Gifts! with the incredible Blair Socci, please enjoy

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I don’t want to be around edgy people any more I want to be around soft marshmallow people that feel like a blanket in the sun

Love deleting tweets snooze u lose thank u

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat waiters. OJ Simpson, for example

Had the best time on today's episode of the Exactly Right podcast, I Said No Gifts!! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-s…

OJ Simpson Denies Being Dead: ow.ly/1zvS50ReiRk

Blair Socci on I Said No Gifts! Is a present to me on a rainy Thursday!

Perfect woman?

Orange County, California! You have three chances to see me live. I’m headlining Irvine Improv this weekend Friday, Saturday, & Sunday. Ticket Link in Bio 🎟️

Don't allow a fool to involve u in their foolishness because then you're a fool as well. #CoachPrime