sorry boss can’t come into work i gotta stay home and feel really weird and anxious all day

start believing it and see what happens

I’ll eat it upside down like Spiderman if we really tryna go there. 🙂

Writing well is a gift.

Prisoner of Azkaban really does have the best one liners now that I’ve reread it

this is what God put humans on earth for. not to become billionaires and warmongers.

Between homeowner's and auto insurance, the cost to live in Louisiana is unsustainable. Culturally, it's a great place, but crawfish and festivals don't pay the bills.

Ima do this for my thirtieth 🙃

This went so hard. I watch it every time.

Craving fried green tomatoes but I don’t wanna go uptown

I can’t wait to go back to Japan 🇯🇵

“You so pretty baby” my favorite thing to hear

We love two-for-one specials 🫰🏿

🎶…Smoke out the window flyin'
Down the 405 🎶
#IIMOSTWANTED

“YoU’rE cRaZy”
bat sht baby, i tried to tell you.

This girl really got sumn to say anytime I’m dressed like a teacher 🙃 I can’t dress sexy all the time sha

Your sacral chakra is blocked because you haven’t been dancing in your house like a video vixen, beloved. Move your hips and butt!

When your joking with your mom and she turns it into a whole lecture

Lo-Letha Hall was a mother, a friend, an entrepreneur and much more before being senselessly killed.