The real question is how did a Tim Sale drawing come to life in the first place?

It would be cool if Clem Fandango would show up in other shows.

The biggest fuck you to Conan is that Jay doesn't even touch that money.

The Old 97s have a new album out that's so good someone made an X-Men cartoon about it
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I love Karate Prom and recommend it to all podcasts and non-podcasts alike.

What's next, a sunny night?

Autocorrect. It's always gonna be happy birthday and never hair burger. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Final Destination is an April Fools Day movie

A car accident in a DeLorean as it reached 88 MPH caused the teenager and the mad scientist to become

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If Baby Yoda were in Dune, his name would be like Travis Maryland.

It was groundbreaking at the time because most cats hated lasagna and loved Mondays back then.

Not to be all 'sportsball' but the other day, in reaching for the expression I wanted, I ended up saying 'the penultimate yard line.'

'Take care and stay safe always'. A weird sign-off from the troubleshooter at DirectTV.

I'd like to take this opportunity to also impose a gag order on Trump. Do have to click something or

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME, IT HAPPENED TO MY PAL JOSH!

I started boiling this one frog; it was like nothing. I barely noticed I was doing it. Then another and another and now I guess I'm boiling a ton of frogs.