hiring a very senior UI-focused engineer

you accept react

you hate stutters, rerenders, layout jitter and slowness more than anything in the world. you need revenge

nyc or remote. great comp and team

building a social app from the future

DM or email stuff to dom at sup xyz

today my child has achieved her dream of being alive in the world for one full year and has received a promotion from Baby to Toddler. she likes the grocery store and dancing and she shoots 93% from the foul line. she is a monkey so i made her a banana cake.

(Repairing wrecked boat village boy approaches with picture from my pack) Bahu bah? {Monster}

Me: No bahu bah. Marmaduke…Buha bet {Friend}

Boy: Mar-ma-duke…Your?

Me: Not mine. Everybodys. {confused look} he is…like Wind. Everyones

Boy {grinning} Marmaduke is like Wind

(context: i have a mustache.) we ate dinner at a pizzeria and when i sat down the toddler at the table next to us stared at me for a second then leaned over to his mom and whispered loud as fuck “IS THAT MARIO.”

type of shit i've been on recently

told the guy at mcdonald’s i had mobile order “victor bravo 6-7” and he laughed at me. sorry for being tactical in the drive thru.

accidentally booked a no pets hotel so this is how we have to smuggle mose in and out. merry christmas.

beat it pipsqueak

Happy #OpeningDay & let’s go New York Mets!!

(pressing my face really hard against a wall during an argument with my wife) I want some candy so bad right now

it’s been about 9 months since i became a father and in that time i’ve come to the conclusion that Daughters are superior to Sons. there are a bunch of reasons for this but the main one is that men should not be children.

pasta actually makes perfect sense as a breakfast food if you think about it. lil bowl of breakfast pasta. throw some sausage in there, some cheese. whatever you want. it’s pasta for breakfast.

what if you were at the thrift store and you saw a pair of jeans you liked but you looked at the tag and it was the chipotle logo and it said “chipotle clothing co.” ?

little doofus keeps putting his ball in front of the baby and then looking at me like What Is Wrong With This One. Why Does She Not Throw.

damn i’m actually incisive as hell

we gave out almost a thousand pieces of candy tonight. the baby was a monkey, and the wife, dog, and i were bananas. halloween is easily the best holiday, we should do it twice a year.

putting out a cooler of voodoo ranger tall boys and a bowl of zyns for the dads.