It’s starting to make sense.

Why are my teammates looking at me like they don’t think I know which direction I’m supposed to go?

Analysis: we won by a field goal!

#USMNT

Scouting report for any team playing St Louis City: “do not pass the ball to João Klauss - he is not on your team.” #mls

St Louis Baby: “Did that person just throw a perfectly good beer in the air?”

I have a theory. The better you are technically at soccer, the worse you are at throw-ins. Spain is my shining example of this theory.

Based on my experience of playing with Argentinians my entire life, their fans will probably handle this loss in a calm manner, with a rational and collected state of mind.

In a matter of 2 hours we went from “how far can we go?” to “we just have to lose to England by less.”

Today, I'm launching a passion project nearly a year in the making.

It's a soccer-specific marketing and creative agency called NAME & NUMBER ⚽️.

Here's why I'm doing it now after 15+ years of working on the team side of pro soccer...

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Which MLS team does this person support?

Woulda scored more goals with celebrations like this.

Me entering the Major League Soccer skills competition tonight.

Good luck to all of the MLS teams who are “starting the season over” this week and to the “1 game doesn’t mean anything - keep it going” teams in week 2.

As a somewhat neutral fan, this MLS postseason schedule stinks. And the product on the field reflects it. The only good news is that in like 3 weeks the next season starts.

Weston McKennie showing he can score before curfew as well. #DosACero

Me: “that’s Tim Weah. His dad was one of the best players to ever play. He’s also the president of Liberia.”
Wife: “how many beers have you had already?”

Bold move playing in Cincy, where the away team usually wins.

I tried to put on my old #USMNT jersey & take a photo showing my support for the team tonight - while also discreetly reminding everyone that I played for the national team. The jersey made me look fat. Anyways, go team USA vs Mexico tonight. Now I want Mexican food. Crap.