There’s no charcuterie ouija boards but I guess y’all hate money…

These guys at the gym REFUSE to leave the Smith machine. I’m so sick of squatters’ rights.

Why does it always feel like the guy in front of me at the ATM is refinancing his mortgage?

I don’t get why celebs on social media show off their weird blurry children.

Livestreamin' about Rowdy Roddy Piper with my buddy Michael Mercy in 20 minutes! youtube.com/watch?v=o3_XcF…

Kinda makes ya feel old? Not just how long he lived but how long we lived with him around.

Hey Hot Wheels! You can finally sell them again! You know, the…the thing. You know. 😉

#WWERAW #ThankYouMoses #WrestleMania 40 years he wandered the desert, waiting for Wrestlemania 40.

Dude, tomorrow’s already the tenth.

I bet the eclipse feels bad for not being able to follow WrestleMania.

Triple H just pronounced “hyperbole” as “Hyper Bowl” and based on that Wrestlemania main event, screw it, it’s Hyper Bowl now. Long live the Hyper Bowl!

#WrestleMANia Live crowd is actually ruining this match with the stupid Bayley song.

Was Paul Ellering not at Wrestlemania VIII? #WrestleMania

How fitting that the tag team main event of #WrestleMania is brought to us by American Home Shield since the two most important members of The Shield are in it.

I hope the nickname this year is Wrestlemania Weather Report.

#WWEWrestlemania Some matches are brought to you by Dude Wipes. When you’re eating your snacks during WrestleMania, think about men wiping their asses.

#WWEHOF No seriously, DO NOT mention Vince this year. We mean it this time.

Porkchop sandwiches!

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I am so glad CM Punk did this interview with Ariel instead of Rogan.