I wonder where my hand has been…

Not all friendships are meant to be forever. Even the ones that last 10-15+ years.

S/O to my homie who wishes to remain anonymous. She literally lets me vent to her while I am SPIRALING and is calmer than the sea before a storm. Fuck, she was even there when my friends abandoned me. What a legend. ❤️🙌

Doc tells me to cut out alcohol, nicotine, soda, spicy food and caffeine to lessen the effects of the hernia pressure.
Me at 11:37pm: cracks cold Coke Zero.

I’m so happy I don’t watch hockey

Here’s how I know I’m still sick: I would totally do this.

Farts are funny. Quit being a prude and get over yourself.

Can I be weird now..

Honest to God I’m so fucking depressed, that this shit is hilarious

Psychic Ghost. Bet.

Late night thoughts with A:
- I’ve been thinking about death a lot. Like where people go when they pass. How it feels, the existence of the afterlife.. God/ the devil.. etc etc.
it has not calmed me.

I’m at the “types out very specific tweets that no one will understand and it will scare the shit out of them so it’s best I delete them” part of the the night.
Yolo I guess.

‼️Map to reveal hidden location of buried treasure revealed at 0:17sec‼️

Not sorry

Current: 😒
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It’s too hot to snuggle Simba.

Honestly. It’s the perfect representation of what I feel right now.

That guy was creepy AF. Good.