Lilt is short for Lilibet, which is short for Elizabeth - Queen Elizabeth II - it was her favourite drink, it was poured into her grave, this is treason.

And is the left wing economic establishment in the room with us now liz

Been eating like this for years and I still can't afford a house.

Baby, I had an abortion by Petrol Girls open.spotify.com/track/5ilQi9gY…

We've all been there

My work-wife, Rachel Skinner passed her viva today!! Delighted to be your friend and a small part of your journey ☺️😉

Love seeing feminist research in practice #BUProud 💜💜💜

I have n⭕w been boosted!

Bit too on the nose for me.

'generation rent' don't need a stamp duty holiday or high LTV mortgages, we need lower house prices in the areas we work in.

Boris Johnson: 'Data not dates'

Also Boris Johnson: 'Here's a list of dates'

Why not outline each step of easing restrictions, state there will be at least 5 weeks between each step assuming infections don't rise and avoid giving concrete dates untill you know it's going to happen.

Has anyone asked how the people that scribble on pub toilet walls are dealing with lockdown?

I’ve just noticed Christopher Plummer in my jigsaw. I really hope he was there a few days ago.

This feels like a fitting place to end the presidency. A Mariel boatlift of the grifters & chancers who made it possible.

Not only is the horse long gone, but the stable and its doors have fallen into disrepair.

I need this with the old Charlie Brooker screenwipe music, Tim's wonderful delivery and the uncomfortable visuals.

How many home servers is too many servers for the home? Is it 5?

Go to work or be fired
Eat at Nando’s you fucks
Now eat a Pret you hungry fucks
Keep the schools open or we’ll sue
Now have Christmas with your gran
Due to unforeseeable circumstances we’re locking you all indoors till March