Happy Al Pacino Day

are you okay bro? why is there a slow-tempo reprise of your main theme? bro?

tied at 69 on 4/20 let’s goooooo

the torture will continue until the poetry improves

call my girl Muad’dib the way she ride the worm

bunch of dudes at the bar trying to explain what wRC+ means to the only lady left in the place at 2am

this mf got swag

yeah that’s why I’m robbing you

Phil

bro spent $200 to give himself explosive diarrhea at a d-backs game. Respect

it’s tempting to have a big meltdown but I will refrain from commenting about the 2024 Seattle Mariners until they have played at least 40 games this season

cool idea for a man cave/basement would be to hang up signed pictures of your buddies like they’re pro athletes

Three Body Problem? Buddy, I’m married. I don’t need any more bodies giving me problems

gen z apostles be like: “he is rizzen”

is this anything

St Francis hearing the trash can lid banging so he knows a 4 seam fastball is coming

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

Yeah so we threw Kate under the bus for the whole photoshop thing but it turns out she has cancer as there’s a drive to deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run and so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

Dall-E Parton

has anyone done this yet