Ok yes please baby lasagne could win

Semifinals Eurovision- lots of tracks that feel like the 3am clubbing but tired and not as into music of 2005-2015

Me: Hello I’m dr brill

Parent: let the nurse look at you

M: Doctor

P: Keep still for the nurse

M:doctor

P: Thank you nurse.

M: It’s actually doctor brill, I’m the registrar looking after you.

P: My child has had only been seen by a nurse why are we being discharged 🫠

Artwork on the walls make the work environment such a home from home

Tom rightly smug about fixing up some leaky pipes, can’t stop the cat joining him on a dog walk though

White shirt as working at home and baby in nursery.

Muddy kitty paws: well helllooooo

3 good lectures! 3rd Lecture starts off with consultant bigging up his ska band and i just want more people to humanise themselves at work 10/10

Why is this day different from all other days?
My body is ready for chometz

The dog is recovering from surgery, chickens have kindly broken into the house and stolen his food, while pooping all over the rug.

Is everyone’s WFH like this?

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity

Fuck my actual life,

A bunch of my dissertation work has just disappeared into the void.

I really don’t have the emotional resilience to deal with it today

Waiting to hopefully pick up my sad little sausage from the vet

Passover Passover vet

How are you spending your evenings?

Crying over a cartoon of a dog playing cricket while my daughter ignores the tv. Sodding bluey

Anyone else got the fireman Sam theme tune up in their business?

You know when you’ve been studying so you’re still long periods and get a bit stiff?

Why does my brain always go ‘DVT you gonna die’

Tom has finished walking the cat and the dog, I’ve made a top hat, Mubarak Easter everyone

Jesus died so that I could make an Easter bonnet for nursery. My one year old has a very specific vision

Saw baby pigeons- a reminder they’re invisible because they’re cliff birds we domesticated and discarded, but they still love people 😭

Tom going round checking which doors squeak and getting the WD40 bringing so much joy I should have kept it back as a Christmas gift 😂