SILVERSUN PICKUPS - PANIC SWITCH (COVER)

it's actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing and so many people are still like, no thanks the suffering is what makes it special.

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

in the mid 20s liminal space where if u entertain dinner guests half the people r gonna bring a $30 bottle of natural wine and beautiful salad the other half are going to bring themselves and the largest bag of flamin hot cheetos u have ever seen

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

'attic?'

him: don’t move I’m bout to get the towel

me:

We should really be treating Real Housewives like we do sports

i am SICK

Rob doordashian tho

PSA: you can use goodrx for plan b! it’s like $12 instead of $50 and you can go to virtually any store to get it

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white

me loving seeing money in my bank account vs me having a raging shopping addiction

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

i am a renaissance woman (nude, laying down, chubby little tummy)

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

what using an at-home covid test kit feels like

Is nothing safe from Pete Davidson

Just in case you ladies didn’t know, Costco pharmacy sells Plan B for only $8 and you can go and use their pharmacy with or without a membership. Still only $8!

Do not go to rite aid or anywhere else and pay $50 I am begging you

the argument for showing up to the airport really early is that i would rather be hanging out at the airport than stressing about getting to the airport