My sister treats me like
some weird species and it weirdly heightens my ego

Bong hits 4 jesus

Microsoft teams should be illegal

I really don’t enjoy “alcohol”

Welcome Coach Tony Alford to the greatest university in the world! 〽️

#GoBlue | myumi.ch/DrJmR

dating like a frat guy

landing so bad the whole plane laughed

the 8 year old girls are lacing the girl scout cookies

deepthroat by cupcakKe made me not have an eating disorder

shit on everything i need some potty trainin

tips for tits

takin the fockin’ piss aren’t ya

A bit cold outside innit

Any actual British people here?

“My friend” stole 2 pens at the dollar store the other day

Any ladies need someone to come help them blow off some post bomb threat steam?

put your hands up

Jews and Chinese food

you paid for it with your taxes,, you own it. Reach for a cops gun