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The Lord of Lard.

@bwj123penne

Gunner, continuity freak on films, despairer of sloppy dress. Views are my own and a retweet is 100% absolutely not endorsement.

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Delighted to see that Medical Branch Ratings now have a path to become Doctors within the Royal Navy without having to leave the service! Med School while earning a salary, military pension and having tuition fees paid is awesome! 🩺

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Now… let’s just please not assume that Iran’s drone attack was their 1stX1. Check all BDA. Lures are called lures for a reason. GBAD savvy…

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Despite several WW2 air raids, resistance attacks and post war civil planning, these reinforced concrete submarine pens were indestructible. Which also reinforces that old adage
‘The pen is mightier than the sword’. I’ll get my coat.

Despite several WW2 air raids, resistance attacks and post war civil planning, these reinforced concrete submarine pens were indestructible. Which also reinforces that old adage ‘The pen is mightier than the sword’. I’ll get my coat.
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Mark the Medieval Rat 🐀(@medieval_rat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To put world events into Context

Iran walked into a Flat Roofed pub on a housing estate..took a swing at the local hardman..missed, mildly spilled his pint and now everyone is waiting for the inevitable.

All world events can be explained by flat roofed boozers .

To put world events into Context Iran walked into a Flat Roofed pub on a housing estate..took a swing at the local hardman..missed, mildly spilled his pint and now everyone is waiting for the inevitable. All world events can be explained by flat roofed boozers .
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I know WW3 and all that but I have a Q? When did Hash Browns sneak their way into the starting line up of a cookhouse full English? I’m thinking early 90s? Could British_Army_Chefs-RLC offer an idea?

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The Dragonfire, the British new anti-drone laser gun costs £10 a shot. That makes using it cheaper than buying a pint in London.

The Dragonfire, the British new anti-drone laser gun costs £10 a shot. That makes using it cheaper than buying a pint in London.
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I’m off to Bordeaux to watch a rugby. V civilised. No braying hordes of ASBOs that follow ‘dribble, trip, blub, miraculously recover’ The LGW Spoons smashing martinis and those caviar and fizz bars are rammed. proud to be 🇬🇧. 28c tomorrow- might loosen my tie.

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It's National Gin and Tonic Day. The gin and tonic became popular after the British Army used the concoction to administer quinine and combat malaria. The Royal Navy created their own tonic to prevent scurvy by adding lime and lemon to gin.

It's National Gin and Tonic Day. The gin and tonic became popular after the British Army used the concoction to administer quinine and combat malaria. The Royal Navy created their own tonic to prevent scurvy by adding lime and lemon to gin. #GinAndTonicDay #WinstonChurchillDay
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I literally switch off whenever I hear any politician say “ we need to have a grown up conversation”. Utterly meaningless. BBC Radio 4

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How to fill one’s Easter weekend. Post endless sepia photos of follically enhanced infantrymen from the Crimean War, confident that this will irretrievably seal the argument about beards. British Army 🇬🇧

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Two good things from the beards announcement. 1.The Army in London won’t be choking on toxic plumes of cheap aftershave.2. Less time required for ablutions The Infantry Training Centre so more time for beastings in the field. Other than that 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Two good things from the beards announcement. 1.@ArmyInLondon won’t be choking on toxic plumes of cheap aftershave.2. Less time required for ablutions @ITC_Catterick so more time for beastings in the field. Other than that 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Beards. Today they came for the beards, tomorrow hair length. Male soljas will want long hair because females can have theirs down. The gossamer thin defence of any form (operationally suspect, CRBN etc) of reason has been lost. British Army Sergeant Major Carney

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