Tatte 1, Foxtrot 0 ☹️

we need a regular iced coffee line like we have for TSA pre check

Boy math? Girl dinner? I’m just me. (Espresso.)

After much reflection and prayer, I have come to the difficult conclusion that Tony P must be stopped. He’s become too powerful.

Taylor 🤝 Rs ousting McCarthy

Taking the miracle
move-on drug
the effects were temporary

Listen I was gonna sit this one out because I don't really have the energy for a big cultural thing right now, but when the songs repeatedly bop, what can you do? Gotta tip the cap.

If all your mornings are Mondays stuck in endless February, probably good that your new boyfriend just won the Super Bowl the night before

Huge upset here with Spring being this year’s sad girl season instead of Autumn. Vegas absolutely did not see that one coming.

Big thanks to Punchbowl News for providing this beefy boi of a turkey sausage and egg white biscuit at their 5G event this morning. Too many Washington publications neglect the protein needs of their readers; been saying this for years.

Is anyone laying odds that D.J. Piehowski and music supervisor Justine scored the rights to use Isbell’s “New South Wales” in the TS9 premiere? I say +200 is fair.

hmm why does iOS voice-to-text autocorrect my verbal dictation of “T Swift” to Taylor Swift? Try it for yourself!

Good afternoon only to the guy weaving his Bird scooter in and out of traffic while sitting on a paint bucket topped with a piece of cardboard

meditation app did not need to go this hard but ok

We really need to come up with another term for either on-the-record or off-the-record so their acronyms won't be the same. Will Sommer I'm tasking you with this important matter

Good to know, direct mail person!

Siri, show me the worst possible piece of content conceivable

(Alex Jones was in this a second ago too)

I see the Collin revenge tour against Big Randy is continuing apace. Way to motivate him, Big.

11 holes in 4 hours.

Don’t care if they’re playing in a category 5 hurricane, that’s just not acceptable.

Maxwell Homa 👀