Love this. Sort of thing Top Cat would do.

I got vaccinated just in case he comes out.

At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

Almost half the tickets have been snapped up - don’t dither.

Our 2024 Field Maneuvers line-up just dropped, get tickets while you still can! fieldmaneuvers.com

I love my work, but this really was special. I spent the afternoon with David & Polly in the summerhouse beside David's studio on the Thames. We covered a lot in this interview, and it's such a treat to be given the space (7000 words!) to go deep on such a fascinating artist.

The weekend starts on Thursday, now: Celebrity Watch's new birth is on THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY, because we're starting the fun early. This week: what genius is running the Salmon Jizz Marketing Board? thetimes.co.uk/article/caitli…

And gaseous.

Incredible to think he had so much energy after 4pm.

First day in my new job as London's stable door bolter. Think it's going pretty well 🤞

In an ironic twist it turns out that although Ryanair say they're flying to Kigali, they're actually landing at Lydd airport in Kent.

They were ... running the Marathon?

Privatisation summed up. From the new Private Eye.

- Oi, Famine?
- What?
- you did tie them up, didn’t you?
- yes, War, I did fucking tie them up. Same again?
- go on then.

Come and see me LIVE in Sheffield, Norwich, Clapham, Brighton and/or Wolverhampton this June, for the paperback of What About Men? We'll be talking pornography, misogyny, mid-life crises, terrible trousers and loneliness - but also hope, Keanu and joy: crosstownconcerts.seetickets.com/tour/caitlin-m…

Been a LONG time since I did a central London event!

To celebrate the paperback publication of O Brother, we'll go deep people. A dive into several of the books and a no-holds barred AMA Q and A session.

Because, as you know, I am normally a very closed book.

This has such strong '14-year-old kid fucking about in the car-park at Brent Cross' energy. Will he do half-hearted parkour next?

Oh God I KNEW there was something I was supposed to do

I need to heartily recommend 'Mammoth' on BBC1: it's basically 'Gene Hunt: The Sit-Com' but so, so silly. A PE teacher gets buried in an avalanche in 1979, then comes back to life in the present day. Did I say it's silly? It's so silly. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…