it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to 'SIackbot' and G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months

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I spent Saturday at an all-day meet up organized by Bryan Johnson, the 46 y/o spending millions trying to be equivalent to 18. I met NYers with a lot of existential anxiety, which can’t be cured by following his diet
hellgatenyc.com/dont-die-bryan…

Actual quote from Nasrallah's speech today when talking about the Seychelles ' involvement in the US-led anti-Houthi coalition.

A half-assed press clampdown, Secret Service coatroom interrogation, and MAGA scarves crocheted by a Guatemalan maid — my dispatch from the Trump-heavy New York Young Republican Gala vanityfair.com/news/media-rev…

Driving in your car...the smiths. Buena música youtube.com/watch?v=sv-Qii…

I spoke to leaders of the reinvigorated “parents’ rights” movement, which vows to “protect our kids and reclaim our culture” and save America’s children from Baal, Moloch, and the public school system vanityfair.com/news/2023/03/h…

pretty grim stuff

lmao

Dilbert has been killed like a dog in the street. He was taken from his home in the middle of the night and died confused and afraid.

some Tier 1-style challenges that our celebrity contestants will undergo: robbing and killing an NCO, selling fent-laced coke to marines, and launching a tactical apparel brand after beating your court martial

Mindfulness. At the souvenir shop at Guantánamo Bay.

Heat 2 coming soon

The AP has deleted a tweet about Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. The video was deleted because it did not meet editorial standards.

j.lo posted a father's day vid of ben affleck, and he appears to a diet pepsi fountain in his office??

Stephen A Smith would be the perfect US senator. He should definitely run for office.

I really wanted the Louisville fan base to get a inside look of what it feels like to be around this program. Coach is one of the greatest in the country and I wanted everyone to hear and see why. Enjoy.. this is Louisville Baseball!