Woke up at 6am and immediately wanted to be asleep again at 10am - can a morning person please tell me what I’m doing wrong

Committed the cardinal sin of accidentally liking some girls ig post

BENCH PRINCE

Love when our future laker (Zion) is playing well

ME ACCIDENTALLY MISREADING SERBIA AS SIBERIA, fml

Vaping in the gym is a bit much no???

IT IS OFFICIALLY PANTSGATE

WHO DO I NEED TO PETITION TO EXTEND THE G TO QUEENSBORO PLAZA

If anyone was wondering how dumb recruiters are…I can see when you’re using an AI bot if you’re wearing glasses on a video call…..

You can take the Californian out of California and she can still experience earthquakes

EARTHQUAKE

I AM CHAOTIC EVIL

I love that somehow tik tok has become the bipartisan issue for our politicians

A year older, wiser and angrier

My birthday is really that time of the year where I keep a mental note of who didn’t say happy birthday to me and keep them on my shit list for the rest of the year because I’m petty like that 💅

Had a wholesome birthday in LA where we just went to the spa and had Kbbq, wow I’m really turning old now

New level of boredom unlocked - checking LinkedIn on the plane

Me confused when my flight back to Ontario ca is full and realize it’s because of beyond wtf

insane that ppl are traveling from out of state to come to SAN BERNARDINO this weekend

The best thing about traveling with my brother is that he gets the random search instead of me